I like pie. Though I have rarely partaken of it in recent years, it remains a strong food fantasy.
Fat people like pie more than anyone else in the world. I know this to be true as my membership in the Fat Man Club has been called into question for my pie devouring reduction recently. I once watched my friend Tom Dockery eat a whole Key Lime Pie. This is why he was the president of the Fat Man Club. Now he’s done… retired… I have sought to follow in his footsteps with a weight loss plan of my own.
But this Thanksgiving week is a reminder and a revival of my love for pie. This week I will allow myself the pleasure of pie. Caramel Apple, Pumpkin, Cherry, French Silk… Thanksgiving with my family is for future fat people as well as future and current diabetics. I kid… sort of.
So I am excited about this week. Just two and a half days to work and then a four and a half day weekend filled with pie! Then next week will bring about the eater’s remorse depression that will result in very crowded gyms. I will be there!
I hope everyone eats a lot of pie this week!