Released July 11, 2025
1 The Robber’s Son
2 The Doo Doo Man
3 John the Corn Cob Man
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The Robber’s Son
Words and Music by Rick Mester
Instruments and Vocals – Rick Mester
Mixed and Mastered by Rick Mester
LYRICS
In the days of yesteryear
The days of yore
There lived a villain
Who went by the name the Robber
The Robber terrorized people
Our hero, John, battled with this Robber numerous times
And sometimes he won
Until one day, the Robber fell down the steps and died
John told everyone he tripped him
And the legends grew
John began to wear capes a lot
And also a Britney Spears thong
But that’s neither here nor there
What he did not know is
There is another
A new villain approaches
His name
Don, Don the Robber’s son
The Doo Doo Man
Words and Music by Rick Mester
Synths and Vocals – Rick Mester
Guitars – Justin DeTie
Bass – TJ Burch
Mixed and Mastered by Rick Mester
LYRICS
The doo doo man is pure and bonny
He goes by the name of doo doo Johnny
Don’t break that window, you’ll get hurt
He’ll throw doo doo at your shirt
Look out bad guys, duck and run
The doo doo man has always won
Don’t lift that wallet, don’t snatch that purse
Each lump of doo doo bears a curse
now you know, now you heard
doo doo man armed with a turd
Doo doo doo dee doo doo doo
He’s a hero for me and you
Doo doo doo dee doo doo dumb
He keeps the bad guys under his thumb
That doo doo splats and then it stinks
He throws ’em harder than Leon Spinks
It’s in his yard, it’s in his grass
But mostly it comes out his a… uh… butt
So think twice don’t rob that store
Cuz that stuff won’t wash off no more
Don’t be bad and don’t be mean
And Johnny will leave you oh so clean
now you know, now you heard
doo doo man armed with a turd
Doo doo doo dee doo doo doo
He’s a hero for me and you
Doo doo doo dee doo doo dumb
He keeps the bad guys under his thumb
John the Corn Cob Man
Words and Music by Rick Mester
Synths and Vocals – Rick Mester
Guitars and Bass – Justin DeTie
Mixed by Jimmy P Brown II
Mastered by Rick Mester
LYRICS
John is a hero, he is the man
Everybody calls him the corn cob man
John is a hero, he is a man
He is the corn cob man
John is the corn cob man
He is from Afghanistan
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
He beat up your granny
John the corn cob man
Walking around the yard in her panties
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
He’s from Afghanistan
Johnny got a cape
Johnny got a chicken wing
Johnny got a corn cob, that’s just a stupid thing
John got mm mm, John got a mm oooh
John got a
If you are a criminal and you’re going to rob
Johnny gonna gore you with his corn cob
He gonna stab you right in the guts
Ooooh ow dry husk
John’s not the hero you want
He is the hero you got
John’s not the hero you want
He is the hero you got
Please try to understand
John is the corn cob man
Please try to understand
John is the corn cob man
John looks nice in his tank top blouse
He’s waiting for you inside the out house
He’s here to serve, that’s the plan
Remember he’s the corn cob man
John is the corn cob man
He is from Afghanistan
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
Johnny said I’d better not write this verse
He said he would probably pronounce a curse
And I am very, very adverse
Don’t wanna get hit by his corn cob purse
John the corn cob man
John the corn cob man
He’s from Afghanistan
Johnny got a cape
Johnny got a chicken wing
Johnny got a corn cob, that’s just a stupid thing
John got mm mm, John got a mm oooh
John got a
If you are a criminal and you’re going to rob
Johnny gonna gore you with his corn cob
He gonna stab you right in the guts
Ooooh ow dry husk
John’s not the hero you want
He is the hero you got
John’s not the hero you want
He is the hero you got
Please try to understand
John is the corn cob man
Please try to understand
John is the corn cob man